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@@ -29,58 +29,3 @@ to a sense of withholding, prestige, and power.
 
 Together, these two symbols represent the qualities I strive for in each of my
 works: authenticity, originality, power, depth, and prestige.
-
-## Who am I?
-
-{{< imgproc me-and-lady Resize "768x" "float-right" >}} Image courtesy
-[Guy McCutcheon Photography](https://www.guymccutcheon.com/) {{< /imgproc >}}
-
-I am
-
-- 🧬 A bioinformatician (by profession)
-- 📐 An engineer (by education)
-- 🐂 A rancher (by lifestyle)
-- 🖥️ A techie (self-taught)
-- 🎥 And a filmmaker (at heart)
-
-I've got a soft spot for Brown Swiss dairy cows (just in case you couldn't tell
-by the pictures), and am sometimes called "one of those crazy, Wyoming dairy cow
-people." I love anything to do with cattle or technology, but especially
-anything to do with both of them.
-
-_{{< abbr "Born again, fundamentalist, dispensationalist, King James Bible-believing, independent Baptist" >}}Christian{{< /abbr >}},
-American, Convervative, Pro-gun, Heterosexual - any questions?_
-
-## Where am I?
-
-{{< imgproc wy-in-ks Resize "768x" "float-left" / >}}
-
-I am a Wyomingite sojurning in Kansas. That ought to lead to some interesting
-stories.
-
-Around the web you can find me at (in order of subjective importance)
-
-- {{< fa github >}} GitHub: [@MillironX](https://github.com/MillironX)
-- {{< fa orcid >}} ORDiD:
-  [0000-0003-1219-9320](https://orcid.org/0000-0003-1219-9320)
-- {{< fa gitlab >}} GitLab: [@MillironX](https://gitlab.com/MillironX)
-- {{< fa vimeo >}} Vimeo:
-  [Thomas Christensen II](https://vimeo.com/tchristensenii)
-- {{< fa stack-overflow >}} StackExchange:
-  [Milliron X](https://stackexchange.com/users/4863541/milliron-x)
-- {{< fa steam >}} Steam: [MillironX](https://steamcommunity.com/id/millironx)
-
-This list is intended to verify my identity on other sites. Please do _not_ use
-it as fodder to try and "follow" me on each of these platforms. I stand with
-RMS:
-
-{{< blockquote "Richard Stallman _in_ [If you feel your organization needs a 'presence' in Facebook](https://stallman.org/facebook-presence.html)" >}}
-Facebook is a bad place for a person to be. When people find us on Facebook, we
-lead them away from Facebook and then talk with them elsewhere.
-{{< /blockquote >}}
-
-I typically don't respond to inquiries made on these platforms. Please use
-[my contact form](/contact), instead.
-
-  </div>
-</div>
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     name: About
     params:
       icon: circle-info
+      me: true
     weight: -900
 accounts:
   chocolatey: millironx
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   zotero: millironx
 ---
 
-I'm a Wyomingite in Kansas.
+Hi! I'm Thomas. I wear a lot of different hats, but if I had to describe myself
+in one sentence I would say that I am...
+
+A
+{{< abbr "Born again, fundamentalist, dispensationalist, King James Bible-believing, independent Baptist" >}}
+Christian ✝️ {{< /abbr >}} American 🇺🇸 chemical engineer
+📐-turned-bioinformatician 🧬-turned-veterinarian 🩺 (_student_) with a
+conservative-leaning Libertarian 🗽 streak who's really just a filmmaker 🎥 at
+heart.
+
+Yep. I think that just about sums it up!
+
+I've got a soft spot for Brown Swiss dairy cows (just in case you couldn't tell
+by the pictures), and am sometimes called "one of those crazy, Wyoming dairy cow
+people." I love anything to do with cattle or technology, but especially
+anything to do with both of them.
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