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@@ -48,10 +48,8 @@ by the pictures), and am sometimes called "one of those crazy, Wyoming dairy cow
people." I love anything to do with cattle or technology, but especially
anything to do with both of them.
-_Christian, American, Convervative, Pro-gun, Heterosexual - any questions?_
+_{{< abbr "Born again, fundamentalist, dispensationalist, King James Bible-believing, independent Baptist" >}}Christian{{< /abbr >}},
+American, Convervative, Pro-gun, Heterosexual - any questions?_
## Where am I?
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+
+ {{ .Inner | markdownify }}
+