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-### Academic Papers
+> I have spent too long in school and not enough time in the middle of nowhere
+>
+> -- Baxter Black, DVM
+
+During my time in academia, I have amassed a few notable accomplishments. Of
+course, as the old saying goes, "if it isn't published, then it never happened,"
+so here is a list of everything that actually happened. Several of these
+articles are also available on
+[my Google Scholar page](https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=gbP4RDgAAAAJ),
+but this is the complete list.