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#!/bin/sh
{
echo "# cowsay-cows"
echo ""
echo "cowfiles in the original spirit of cowsay, except that all of these are
actually bovine"
echo ""
echo "## Examples"
echo ""
} > README
cowsay_message() {
COW="$1"
MESSAGE="$2"
{
echo "### $COW"
echo ""
echo "\`\`\`plaintext"
cowsay -f "$COW" "$MESSAGE"
echo "\`\`\`"
echo ""
} >> README
}
cowthink_message() {
COW="$1"
MESSAGE="$2"
{
echo "### $COW"
echo ""
echo "\`\`\`plaintext"
cowthink -f "$COW" "$MESSAGE"
echo "\`\`\`"
echo ""
} >> README
}
cowsay_message bell "The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sic"
cowsay_message birdstale "Grandpa said there was a moral there, but you had to
figure it out for yourself"
cowsay_message bull "Actually, I'm a bull"
cowsay_message compucow "The programmers number one excuse for slacking off:
cow-pie-ling"
cowsay_message cownterfeit "The love of moo-lah is the root of all evil"
cowsay_message cowpooling "Maybe Al Gore will forgive us for all those methane
emissions this way"
cowsay_message cowstruction "My favorite part is bull-dozing"
cowsay_message longhorn "I've been sent to spread the message: God bless Texas!"
cowsay_message papal "I forgive you, my calf"
cowsay_message pie "Nobody makes them like Aunt Aggie"
cowthink_message resting "Insert deep thoughts and ruminations here"
cowsay_message super "If Impossible is as good as beef, then Bizarro is as good
as me"