assets/characters/README.md

@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-# Characters
-
-Imaginary friends that help me inject personality into my articles. These are
-anthropomorphized versions of animals that I have known in real life. I tried to
-draw them roughly in the style of Chris Pasquini, but failed myself, then tried
-using Perplexity's image generation. The style isn't quite the same, but I like
-it for these animals. Also, Perplexity does a horrible job of labeling images,
-so ignore the ref sheet emotion labels.
-
-## Spawn of Satan (aka Spawn aka SOS)
-
-![Spawn ref sheet](spawn/_ref-body-perplexity.png)
-
-Spawn of Satan is the name Travis gave to the cannulated cow, and it stuck.
-Spawn is old and cynical after having every professor with a new idea experiment
-on her. After being in academia for so long, she knows her way around
-mathematics and the scientific method reasonably well, even if she's never
-formally taken a college course in the sciences. She is the realist to any blog
-post's optimist.
-
-## Whelen
-
-![Whelen ref sheet](whelen/_ref-body-perplexity.png)
-
-Whelen is a happy-go-lucky German Shepherd/Husky mix puppy. He's been to school
-once - and that was just to get neutered - so his knowledge of math and science,
-heck, even of the humanities, isn't very good. He is very naive and thinks
-everyone is nice and wants to be his friend, but he is also friendly to everyone
-and is very vocal when he feels left out. He will step in when any blog post is
-getting too technical and demand an explanation for real people (dogs?).

assets/styles/millironx.css

@@ -185,8 +185,6 @@
     "URW Bookman L", "Georgia Pro", Georgia, serif;
   --font-family-slab-serif: Rockwell, "Rockwell Nova", "Roboto Slab",
     "DejaVu Serif", "Sitka Small", serif;
-  --font-family-transitional: Charter, "Bitstream Charter", "Sitka Text",
-    Cambria, serif;
   --font-family-system-ui: system-ui, sans-serif;
   --font-family-monospace: "Nimbus Mono PS", "Courier New", monospace;
 }
@@ -205,19 +203,6 @@ body {
   flex-direction: column;
   min-height: 98vh;
   margin: 0 8px;
-  align-items: center;
-}
-
-.container {
-  max-width: min(60rem, 100vw - 2rem);
-}
-
-.footer-inner {
-  width: min(60rem, 100vw - 2rem);
-  display: flex;
-  justify-content: space-between;
-  align-items: center;
-  flex-shrink: 0;
 }
 
 a {
@@ -274,34 +259,6 @@ main {
   flex-direction: column;
 }
 
-article p,
-.character-dialog-text,
-article li {
-  font-family: var(--font-family-transitional);
-  font-size: 1.15rem;
-  text-justify: inter-word;
-  text-align: justify;
-  hyphens: auto;
-}
-
-article > p {
-  text-indent: 2ch;
-  line-height: 1.5em;
-}
-
-article h1 + p,
-article h2 + p,
-article h3 + p,
-article h4 + p,
-article h5 + p,
-article h6 + p {
-  text-indent: 0;
-}
-
-.footnotes p {
-  font-size: smaller;
-}
-
 figure {
   border-color: var(--container-border);
   border-width: 1.5pt;
@@ -338,14 +295,14 @@ figure:has(blockquote) > figcaption {
 }
 
 footer {
-  display: flex;
-  flex-direction: column;
-  align-items: center;
   background-color: var(--container-background);
   margin: 0 0 -1em -1em;
   width: calc(100% - 1em);
   padding: 0.25em 1.25em;
-  font-size: smaller;
+  display: flex;
+  justify-content: space-between;
+  align-items: center;
+  flex-shrink: 0;
 }
 
 form {
@@ -602,55 +559,6 @@ figcaption .mono {
   max-width: 100%;
 }
 
-.character-dialog {
-  display: grid;
-  width: calc(100% - 1rem);
-  grid-template-columns: 5rem 1fr;
-  grid-template-rows: auto auto;
-  gap: 1em;
-  margin: 0.5rem;
-}
-
-.character-avatar {
-  display: grid;
-  max-width: 100%;
-  grid-row: 1 / span 2;
-  grid-column: 1;
-  align-self: start;
-  align-items: center;
-  justify-items: center;
-  min-width: 5rem;
-  min-height: 5rem;
-  border-radius: 5rem;
-  align-items: center;
-  border-style: solid;
-  border-color: var(--nav-button-background-hover);
-  background-color: var(--cowhide-2);
-}
-
-.character-avatar > img {
-  max-width: 4rem;
-  max-height: 4rem;
-}
-
-.character-dialog-bubble {
-  display: grid;
-  grid-template-rows: auto auto;
-  align-self: start;
-  border-radius: 0.5em;
-  border-width: 0.2rem;
-  border-color: var(--nav-button-background);
-  border-style: outset;
-  row-gap: 0.5rem;
-  padding: 0.5rem;
-  background-color: var(--container-border);
-  min-height: 5rem;
-}
-
-.character-dialog-title {
-  font-weight: bolder;
-}
-
 /*
   Helper classes
 */

assets/styles/mix-twbs.scss

@@ -0,0 +1,179 @@
+$web-font-path: "/fonts/nunito-sans/index.css";
+
+@import "bootstrap/functions";
+@import "bootswatch/lux/variables";
+@import "bootstrap/bootstrap";
+@import "bootswatch/lux/bootswatch";
+
+$peek-height: 25rem;
+
+.blurred-container {
+  position: relative;
+  width: 100%;
+  min-height: 35vh;
+  height: $peek-height;
+  top: 0;
+  left: 0;
+}
+
+.blurred-container .motto {
+  color: #fff;
+  font-size: 76px;
+  font-weight: 600;
+  text-align: center;
+  text-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.33);
+  text-transform: uppercase;
+  top: 7.5vh;
+  z-index: 3;
+  display: block;
+  margin: 0 auto;
+  position: relative;
+  width: 60%;
+  height: 0;
+}
+
+.motto h1 {
+  background: #0000007d;
+  -webkit-text-stroke: 0.3px $gray-100;
+  line-height: 1;
+}
+
+.blurred-container .img-src {
+  position: fixed;
+  width: 100%;
+  min-height: 35vh;
+  height: $peek-height;
+  background-repeat: no-repeat;
+  background-size: cover;
+  background-position: center center;
+}
+
+.list-main {
+  position: relative;
+  background-color: #fff;
+  padding-bottom: calc(1rem + 95px);
+  padding-top: 1rem;
+}
+
+.footer-contents {
+  position: relative;
+  background-color: $gray-200;
+}
+
+/* Gives me greater control over fonts */
+.font-serif {
+  font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", Times, serif;
+}
+
+.font-sans {
+  font-family: "Open Sans", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
+}
+
+.font-mono {
+  font-family: Menlo, Monaco, Consolas, "Courier New", monospace;
+}
+
+.font-small-caps {
+  font-variant-caps: small-caps;
+}
+
+.strikethrough {
+  text-decoration: line-through;
+}
+
+.sfTable {
+  margin: 0 auto;
+}
+
+.text-align-left {
+  text-align: left;
+}
+
+.text-align-right {
+  text-align: right;
+}
+
+.float-left {
+  float: left;
+}
+
+.float-right {
+  float: right;
+}
+
+.media-object {
+  max-height: 100%;
+  max-width: 100%;
+}
+
+@media (min-width: 768px) {
+  .pull-left {
+    max-width: 25%;
+  }
+
+  .w-md-50 {
+    width: 50%;
+  }
+}
+
+h1 small {
+  font-size: 60%;
+  color: #9a9a9a;
+  font-weight: 300;
+  line-height: 1.5;
+}
+
+h1 {
+  font-weight: 400;
+  margin: 30px 0 15px;
+}
+
+.dogear {
+  clip-path: polygon(0 0, 0 100%, 100% 100%, 100% 25%, 75% 0);
+}
+
+.fa-stack-top {
+  vertical-align: top;
+}
+
+.table-condensed th {
+  padding: 0.5rem;
+}
+
+.table-condensed td {
+  padding: 0.5rem;
+}
+
+@media (min-width: map-get($grid-breakpoints, md)) {
+  .fixed-bottom {
+    left: 25%;
+  }
+
+  .md-max-width-33 {
+    max-width: 33%;
+  }
+}
+
+.card-link {
+  white-space: nowrap;
+}
+
+.category-button {
+  position: absolute;
+  top: 1em;
+  right: 1em;
+  display: grid;
+}
+
+.card-title {
+  margin-right: 2.25em;
+}
+
+.thumb-icon-wrapper {
+  display: flex;
+  justify-content: center;
+}
+
+.thumb-icon-badge {
+  font-size: xx-large;
+}

assets/styles/scrolling-header.css

@@ -18,8 +18,6 @@
       animation: sticky-header linear forwards;
       animation-timeline: scroll();
       animation-range: 0 30vh;
-
-      contain: content;
     }
 
     @keyframes blurry-header {
@@ -62,7 +60,6 @@
 
     main section {
       margin: 0 0.25em;
-      contain: content;
     }
   } /* end @supports */
 } /* end @media */

content/contact/_index.html

@@ -18,18 +18,10 @@ validation: true
 suppressRss: true
 ---
 
-<script src="https://js.hcaptcha.com/1/api.js" async defer></script>
-
 <form action="https://usebasin.com/f/787df7bfd22e" method="post">
   <fieldset>
     <legend>Contact Me</legend>
-    <input
+    <input type="hidden" name="_gotcha" />
-      type="hidden"
-      class="form-control"
-      id="honorific"
-      name="honorific"
-      placeholder="Dr."
-    />
     <label for="name">Name</label>
     <input
       type="text"
@@ -74,13 +66,6 @@ suppressRss: true
       required
       style="min-height: 72pt;"
     ></textarea>
-
-    <!-- hCAPTCHA widget -->
-    <div
-      class="form-control h-captcha"
-      data-sitekey="7fe715a1-151f-4c63-b497-bd971974df05"
-    ></div>
-
     <button type="reset" class="btn btn-default">Cancel</button>
     <button type="submit" class="btn btn-primary pageclip-form__submit">
       <span>Submit</span>

content/people/thomas-a.-christensen-ii/_index.md

@@ -106,8 +106,8 @@ couldn't tell by the pictures). I've worn a lot of different hats:
 |                    |                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  |
 | ------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
 | First and foremost | ✝️ {{< abbr "Born again, fundamentalist, dispensationalist, King James Bible-believing, independent Baptist" >}}Christian{{< /abbr >}}                                                                                                                                                                                                           |
-| Location           | 🏇 {{< abbr "I want to keep claiming Wyoming, but they're pretty strict about residency there, and I don't want to repeat the  Liz Cheney fishing license incident" >}}Wyomingite{{< /abbr >}} sojourning in 🦬 {{< abbr "Yah, youbetcha!" >}}North Dakota{{< /abbr >}} (this ought to be interesting)                                           |
+| Location           | 🦬 {{< abbr "I want to keep claiming Wyoming, but they're pretty strict about residency there, and I don't want to repeat the  Liz Cheney fishing license incident" >}}Wyomingite{{< /abbr >}} sojourning in 🌻 {{< abbr "Yes, Toto, we are in Kansas now" >}}Kansas{{< /abbr >}} (this ought to be interesting)                                 |
 | Education          | 📐 {{< abbr "noun. A person who cannot build cool things like airplanes or bridges, but can blow up an entire neighborhood and kill dozens of children by misplacing a decimal point. See also: self-hating chemist" >}}Chemical Engineer{{< /abbr >}}                                                                                           |
-| Profession         | 🧬 {{< abbr "I do genetics and computers" >}}Bioinformatician{{< /abbr >}} and 🐄🩺 {{< abbr "I can't rope well enough to be a cowboy, so being a cow doctor will have to suffice" >}}Veterinarian{{< /abbr >}}                                                                                                                                  |
+| Profession         | 🧬 {{< abbr "I do genetics and computers" >}}Bioinformatician{{< /abbr >}} and 🐄🩺 {{< abbr "I can't rope well enough to be a cowboy, so being a cow doctor will have to suffice" >}}Veterinarian{{< /abbr >}} (soon!)                                                                                                                          |
 | Politics           | 🗽 {{< abbr "Refers to the belief in natural social and political laws created by God that are as inflexible as the laws of physics" >}}Juris naturalist{{< /abbr >}}                                                                                                                                                                            |
 | Hobbies            | 🎥 {{< abbr "Storytelling at 24 frames per second" >}}Filmmaker{{< /abbr >}} and 💃🏻 {{< abbr "Square dancing is more musically rigid and is standardized across the country. Swing dancing is more freeform and differs regionally. It's like the difference between classical music and jazz. I like both." >}}Square/swing dancer{{< /abbr >}} |

layouts/_default/baseof.html

@@ -37,7 +37,6 @@
 
 
   <body>
-    <div class="container">
     <header>
       <object data="{{ $millironx.Permalink }}">
         <img src="{{ $millironx.Permalink }}" alt="Milliron X" />
@@ -48,12 +47,9 @@
       {{ partial "sidebar" . }}
       <main>{{ block "main" . }}{{ .Content }}{{ end }}</main>
     </div>
-    </div>
     <footer>
       {{ $brandedbull := resources.Get "graphics/brandedbull.svg" }}
       {{ $brandedbullsmall := $brandedbull | resources.Minify }}
-      <div class="container">
-        <div class="footer-inner">
       <img src="{{ $brandedbullsmall.Permalink }}" height="95rem" />
 
       <p>
@@ -66,8 +62,6 @@
         <br />
         Built with <a href="https://gohugo.io">Hugo</a> v{{ hugo.Version }}
       </p>
-        </div>
-      </div>
     </footer>
 
     {{ with .Params.validation }}{{- partial "form-validation.html" -}}{{ end }}
@@ -88,15 +82,5 @@
       async
       src="//gc.zgo.at/count.js"
     ></script>
-    <div style="display: none;">
-      <h3>Important notice from the lawyers</h3>
-      <p>
-        All content on this site is designed for humans only. If you are not
-        human, you are in violation of the Billy Crystal Rescue Act of 1991, and
-        should leave this site immediately. An alternate version of this site is
-        available for ruminants to browse at
-        <a href="https://babble.millironx.com/">babble.millironx.com</a>.
-      </p>
-    </div>
   </body>
 </html>

layouts/_default/index.html

@@ -1,19 +1,6 @@
 {{ define "extraCss" }}
   {{ $scrollCss := resources.Get "styles/scrolling-header.css" | minify }}
   <link href="{{ $scrollCss.Permalink }}" rel="stylesheet" />
-
-  {{ range where $.Site.Pages "Title" "Thomas A. Christensen II" }}
-    {{ with .Params.accounts }}
-      {{ range $account, $username := . }}
-        {{ partial "account.html" (dict
-          "targetType" "link"
-          "account" $account
-          "username" $username
-          "isMe" true)
-        }}
-      {{ end }}
-    {{ end }}
-  {{ end }}
 {{ end }}
 
 {{ define "main" }}

layouts/academia/single.html

@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
 {{ define "main" }}
-  <section class="h-entry">
+  <section>
     <h5>
       {{ .Params.journal }}{{ with .Params.location }}: {{ . }}{{ end }}
     </h5>
-    <h2 class="p-name">{{ .Title }}</h2>
+    <h2>{{ .Title }}</h2>
     <h3>
       <small>
         {{ range (.GetTerms "people") }}
@@ -11,42 +11,17 @@
             href="{{ .Permalink }}"
             class="card-link {{ if eq .LinkTitle "Thomas A. Christensen II" }}
               bolder
-            {{ end }}
+            {{ end }}"
-            p-author
+            >{{- partial "fa.html" "user" }} {{ .LinkTitle }}</a
-            h-card"
-            >{{- partial "fa.html" "user" }}
-            <span class="p-name">{{ .LinkTitle }}</span></a
           >
         {{ end }}
       </small>
     </h3>
-    <h4>
+    <h4>{{ .Date | time.Format "January 2, 2006" }}</h4>
-      {{ with .Date }}
-        <time
-          class="dt-published"
-          datetime="{{ dateFormat "2006-01-02T15:04:05-07:00" . }}"
-        >
-          {{ dateFormat "02 Jan 2006" . }}
-        </time>
-      {{ end }}
-      &emsp;&dot;&emsp;
-      {{ range (.GetTerms "tags") }}
-        <a href="{{ .Permalink }}" class="icon-link p-category"
-          >{{- partial "fa.html" "tag" }}
-          {{ .LinkTitle | lower }}</a
-        >
-      {{ end }}
-      &emsp;&dot;&emsp;
-      <a class="u-url icon-link" href="{{ .Permalink }}"
-        >{{ partial "fa.html" "link" }} Permalink</a
-      >
-    </h4>
-    <div class="e-content">
     {{ .Content }}
     {{ with .Params.link }}
       <a href="{{ . }}">{{ . }}</a>
       <iframe src="{{ . }}" style="width: 100%; height: 75vh"></iframe>
     {{ end }}
-    </div>
   </section>
 {{ end }}

layouts/partials/account.html

@@ -39,14 +39,10 @@
 
 {{ $userURL := print $urlBase .username }}
 
-{{ if eq .targetType "a" }}
+
-  <a
+<a
   href="{{ $userURL }}"
   {{ if .isMe }}rel="me"{{ end }}
   title="{{ .account | humanize }}: {{ .username }}"
   >{{ partial "fa.html" $icon }}</a
-  >
+>
-{{ end }}
-{{ if and (eq .targetType "link") .isMe }}
-  <link href="{{ $userURL }}" rel="me" />
-{{ end }}

layouts/partials/itemcard.html

@@ -43,12 +43,9 @@
         >
 
         {{ with .Date }}
-          <time
+          <div class="dt-published">
-            class="dt-published"
-            datetime="{{ dateFormat "2006-01-02T15:04:05-07:00" . }}"
-          >
             {{ dateFormat "02 Jan 2006" . }}
-          </time>
+          </div>
         {{ end }}
       </div>
 
@@ -61,17 +58,16 @@
         <a
           href="{{ .Permalink }}"
           rel="author"
-          class="card-link p-author h-card {{ if eq .LinkTitle "Thomas A. Christensen II" -}}
+          class="card-link p-author {{ if eq .LinkTitle "Thomas A. Christensen II" -}}
             bolder
           {{- end }}"
-          >{{- partial "fa.html" "user" }}
+          >{{- partial "fa.html" "user" }} {{ .LinkTitle }}</a
-          <span class="p-name">{{ .LinkTitle }}</span></a
         >
       {{ end }}
 
 
       <p class="card-text">
-        <span class="p-summary">{{ .Content | strings.Truncate 500 }}</span>
+        <span class="p-summary"> {{ .Content | strings.Truncate 500 }}</span>
         <strong
           ><small
             ><a href="{{ $link }}">Read&nbsp;more&nbsp;&raquo;</a></small

layouts/partials/scrolling-image-header.html

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {{ $thumbnailImage := .Resources.GetMatch "*thumbnail*" }}
 {{ with $thumbnailImage }}
-  {{ $croppedImage := $thumbnailImage.Fill "960x320 center" }}
+  {{ $croppedImage := $thumbnailImage.Fill "1500x500 center" }}
 <style>
   .motto::before {
     background-image: url('{{ $croppedImage.Permalink }}');

layouts/people/term.html

@@ -5,9 +5,9 @@
 
 {{ define "main" }}
   {{ $pageinator := .Paginate .Pages }}
-  <div class="row h-card">
+  <div class="row">
     <div>
-      <div class="person-profile">
+      <div class="person-profile h-card">
         {{ with .Resources.GetMatch "thumbnail.*" }}
           {{ $thumbnail := . }}
           {{ $thumbnailResized := $thumbnail.Fill "600x600" }}
@@ -36,9 +36,7 @@
 
         {{ with .Content }}
           <h2>Bio</h2>
-          <div class="p-note">
           {{ . }}
-          </div>
         {{ end }}
 
         {{ with .Params.accounts }}
@@ -47,12 +45,7 @@
             <div class="account-list">
               {{ $isMe := eq $.Title "Thomas A. Christensen II" }}
               {{ range $account, $username := . }}
-                {{ partial "account.html" (dict
+                {{ partial "account.html" (dict "account" $account "username" $username "isMe" $isMe) }}
-                  "targetType" "a"
-                  "account" $account
-                  "username" $username
-                  "isMe" $isMe)
-                }}
               {{ end }}
             </div>
           </div>

layouts/posts/single.html

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-{{ define "main" }}
-  <article>
-    <h1>{{ .Title }}</h1>
-    {{ .Content }}
-  </article>
-{{ end }}

layouts/shortcodes/character-dialog.html

@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-{{ $character := .Get 0 }}
-{{ $position := .Get 1 }}
-{{ $emotion := .Get 2 }}
-
-{{ $resourceName := print "characters/" $character "/" $position "-" $emotion ".png" }}
-{{ $characterImageResource := resources.Get $resourceName }}
-
-{{ $resizedCharacterImage := $characterImageResource.Resize "x100" }}
-
-
-<div class="character-dialog">
-  <div class="character-avatar">
-    <img
-      src="{{ $resizedCharacterImage.Permalink }}"
-      alt="thumbnail of {{ $character }} in {{ $emotion }} state"
-    />
-  </div>
-  <div class="character-dialog-bubble">
-    <div class="character-dialog-title">
-      {{ $character | humanize }}
-    </div>
-    <div class="character-dialog-text">{{ .Inner | markdownify }}</div>
-  </div>
-</div>

static/drug-calc-manifest.json

@@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
-{
-  "name": "Veterinary Drug Calculator",
-  "short_name": "Drug Calc",
-  "description": "Mobile drug dosage calculator for injectable and oral medications",
-  "start_url": "/drug-calc.html",
-  "display": "standalone",
-  "orientation": "portrait-primary",
-  "theme_color": "#198754",
-  "background_color": "#e8e8e8",
-  "icons": [
-    {
-      "src": "/icons/drug-calc-192.png",
-      "sizes": "192x192",
-      "type": "image/png",
-      "purpose": "any"
-    },
-    {
-      "src": "/icons/drug-calc-512.png",
-      "sizes": "512x512",
-      "type": "image/png",
-      "purpose": "any"
-    }
-  ],
-  "categories": ["medical", "utilities"]
-}

static/drug-calc-sw.js

@@ -1,65 +0,0 @@
-// SPDX-License-Identifier: WTFNMFPL
-
-"use strict";
-
-/**
- * drug-calc service worker
- *
- * Strategy: cache-first for all precached assets.
- * Bump CACHE_NAME whenever you ship a new version of the app so
- * returning users get fresh files.
- */
-const CACHE_NAME = "drug-calc-v1";
-
-const PRECACHE = [
-  "/drug-calc.html",
-  "/drug-calc-manifest.json",
-  "/icons/drug-calc-192.png",
-  "/icons/drug-calc-512.png",
-  "/icons/drug-calc-apple.png",
-  // CDN resources — cached so the app works fully offline after first visit
-  "https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.3.3/dist/css/bootstrap.min.css",
-  "https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/jquery@3.7.1/dist/jquery.min.js",
-];
-
-/* ── Install: cache every precache URL ─────────────────────── */
-self.addEventListener("install", (event) => {
-  event.waitUntil(
-    caches.open(CACHE_NAME).then((cache) => cache.addAll(PRECACHE))
-  );
-  // Activate immediately — don't wait for old tabs to close
-  self.skipWaiting();
-});
-
-/* ── Activate: delete stale caches ────────────────────────── */
-self.addEventListener("activate", (event) => {
-  event.waitUntil(
-    caches
-      .keys()
-      .then((keys) =>
-        Promise.all(
-          keys.filter((k) => k !== CACHE_NAME).map((k) => caches.delete(k))
-        )
-      )
-  );
-  // Take control of already-open clients
-  self.clients.claim();
-});
-
-/* ── Fetch: serve from cache, fall back to network ─────────── */
-self.addEventListener("fetch", (event) => {
-  const url = new URL(event.request.url);
-
-  // Only intercept requests for drug-calc assets (local + CDN)
-  const isDrugCalcPage =
-    url.pathname === "/drug-calc.html" ||
-    url.pathname === "/drug-calc-manifest.json" ||
-    url.pathname.startsWith("/icons/drug-calc-");
-  const isCDN = url.host === "cdn.jsdelivr.net";
-
-  if (!isDrugCalcPage && !isCDN) return; // let everything else pass through normally
-
-  event.respondWith(
-    caches.match(event.request).then((cached) => cached || fetch(event.request))
-  );
-});