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# cowsay-cows
cowfiles in the original spirit of cowsay, except that all of these are
actually bovine
## Examples
### bell
```plaintext
_______________________________________
/ The hills are alive with the sound of \
\ moo-sic /
---------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)
/(__)\
/ \
| |
| |
/ \
/__________\
\\
(_)
Cow Bell
```
### birdstale
```plaintext
_______________________________________
/ Grandpa said there was a moral there, \
| but you had to figure it out for |
\ yourself /
---------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\___________*
(__)\ )
||----w | >o_
|| || /****\
```
### bull
```plaintext
______________________
< Actually, I'm a bull >
----------------------
\ (__)
\ |oo|\_______
(__)\ )\
||---,- | *
|| ||
```
### compucow
```plaintext
_______________________________________
/ The programmers number one excuse for \
\ slacking off: cow-pie-ling /
---------------------------------------
\
\
^__^
/ oo ______
| /\_| | \
| |___ | |
| ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | |
\ | |_____
\|________|
CompuCow
```
### cownterfeit
```plaintext
________________________________________
/ The love of moo-lah is the root of all \
\ evil /
----------------------------------------
\
\
____________________________________________________________________
| ________________________________________________________ |
| 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
| / ........... ____ \ |
| | / \ A10806726C | |
| | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | |
| | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | |
| | A10806726C | (__) | | |__ | \| | |
| | 1 .......... \// /\/ ........... 1 | |
| \ ......... _______________ ........ / |
| 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 |
|____________________________________________________________________|
Cownterfeit
```
### cowpooling
```plaintext
_______________________________________
/ Maybe Al Gore will forgive us for all \
\ those methane emissions this way /
---------------------------------------
\
\
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) |
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo |
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________
| |
| _____ _____ |
|___| |________________________| |____|
|___| |___|
```
### cowstruction
```plaintext
_________________________________
< My favorite part is bull-dozing >
---------------------------------
\
o==+-- \
| |\ \ \
| | \ \ ____________________
| \ \ \ | |
| \ \ \ | +------------+ |
| \ \ \ | | ^__^ | |
| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
| \ \ | | o\ (__) | |
| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
/---\ \ | +------------+ |
/ \ \| |
| | | |
\ / | |
\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker
```
### longhorn
```plaintext
_______________________________________
/ I've been sent to spread the message: \
\ God bless Texas! /
---------------------------------------
\
\ \ /
\ \________/
\ |oo|\_________
(__)\ )\
||----,- | *
|| ||
Texas Longhorn Steer
```
### papal
```plaintext
________________________
< I forgive you, my calf >
------------------------
\ _
\ / \
\ | + |
\ |___|
\ |o o|\_________
(___)\ ^ )\
| | |
||----,- | *
|| ||
Papal Bull
```
### pie
```plaintext
___________________________________
< Nobody makes them like Aunt Aggie >
-----------------------------------
\
\ (__)
______(oo)_____
( _)_______(__) )
\ __________/
Cow Pie
```
### resting
```plaintext
______________________________________
( Insert deep thoughts and ruminations )
( here )
--------------------------------------
o ^__^
o (oo)
/-------(__)
/ \ | \__
* /__-------__|
~ ~
Cow resting
```
### super
```plaintext
________________________________________
/ If Impossible is as good as beef, then \
\ Bizarro is as good as me /
----------------------------------------
\
\ ^__^ /^^^^^^^^/
\ (oo) //^^^^^^^^/
(__)\/_______/-----*
^______/ ___ \_______^
^_____/\ \S/ /--------^
\______/
It's a bird...
It's a plane...
```

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$the_cow = << "EOC";
$thoughts ^__^
$thoughts ($eyes)
/(__)\\
/ $tongue \\
| |
| |
/ \\
/__________\\
\\\\
(_)
Cow Bell
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts ^__^
$thoughts ($eyes)\\___________*
(__)\\ )
$tongue ||----w | >o_
|| || /****\\
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts (__)
$thoughts |$eyes|\\_______
(__)\\ )\\
$tongue ||---,- | *
|| ||
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts
$thoughts
^__^
/ $eyes ______
| /\\_| | \\
| |___ | |
| ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | |
\\ | |_____
\\|________|
CompuCow
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts
$thoughts
____________________________________________________________________
| ________________________________________________________ |
| 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
| / ........... ____ \\ |
| | / \\ A10806726C | |
| | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | |
| | | ($eyes) | | |_ |\\ | | |
| | A10806726C | (__) | | |__ | \\| | |
| | 1 .......... \\//$tongue/\\/ ........... 1 | |
| \\ ......... _______________ ........ / |
| 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \\____________________( 10 |
|____________________________________________________________________|
Cownterfeit
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts
$thoughts
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) |
| ( $eyes ( $eyes ( $eyes ( $eyes |
_______| /\\_| /\\_| /\\_| /\\_| |________
| $tongue $tongue $tongue $tongue |
| _____ _____ |
|___| |________________________| |____|
|___| |___|
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts
o==+-- $thoughts
| |\\ \\ $thoughts
| | \\ \\ ____________________
| \\ \\ \\ | |
| \\ \\ \\ | +------------+ |
| \\ \\ \\ | | ^__^ | |
| \\ \\ \\| | ($eyes) | |
| \\ \\ | | o\\ (__) | |
| \\ \\| | | \\/ $tongue \\ | |
/---\\ \\ | +------------+ |
/ \\ \\| |
| | | |
\\ / | |
\\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts
$thoughts \\ /
$thoughts \\________/
$thoughts |$eyes|\\_________
(__)\\ )\\
$tongue ||----,- | *
|| ||
Texas Longhorn Steer
EOC

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$eye = chop($eyes);
$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts _
$thoughts / \\
$thoughts | + |
$thoughts |___|
$thoughts |$eye $eye|\\_________
(___)\\ ^ )\\
$tongue | | |
||----,- | *
|| ||
Papal Bull
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts
$thoughts (__)
______($eyes)_____
( _)_______(__) )
\\ __________/
Cow Pie
EOC

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts ^__^
$thoughts ($eyes)
/-------(__)
/ \\ | \\__
* /__-------__|
~ ~
Cow resting
EOC

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#!/bin/sh
{
echo "# cowsay-cows"
echo ""
echo "cowfiles in the original spirit of cowsay, except that all of these are
actually bovine"
echo ""
echo "## Examples"
echo ""
} > README
cowsay_message() {
COW="$1"
MESSAGE="$2"
{
echo "### $COW"
echo ""
echo "\`\`\`plaintext"
cowsay -f "$COW" "$MESSAGE"
echo "\`\`\`"
echo ""
} >> README
}
cowthink_message() {
COW="$1"
MESSAGE="$2"
{
echo "### $COW"
echo ""
echo "\`\`\`plaintext"
cowthink -f "$COW" "$MESSAGE"
echo "\`\`\`"
echo ""
} >> README
}
cowsay_message bell "The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sic"
cowsay_message birdstale "Grandpa said there was a moral there, but you had to
figure it out for yourself"
cowsay_message bull "Actually, I'm a bull"
cowsay_message compucow "The programmers number one excuse for slacking off:
cow-pie-ling"
cowsay_message cownterfeit "The love of moo-lah is the root of all evil"
cowsay_message cowpooling "Maybe Al Gore will forgive us for all those methane
emissions this way"
cowsay_message cowstruction "My favorite part is bull-dozing"
cowsay_message longhorn "I've been sent to spread the message: God bless Texas!"
cowsay_message papal "I forgive you, my calf"
cowsay_message pie "Nobody makes them like Aunt Aggie"
cowthink_message resting "Insert deep thoughts and ruminations here"
cowsay_message super "If Impossible is as good as beef, then Bizarro is as good
as me"

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$the_cow = <<"EOC";
$thoughts
$thoughts ^__^ /^^^^^^^^/
$thoughts ($eyes) //^^^^^^^^/
(__)\\/_______/-----*
^______/ ___ \\_______^
^_____/\\ \\S/ /--------^
\\______/
It's a bird...
It's a plane...
EOC
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